Engineers War: Did You Know #015 – Laser Beam Special Attack!
We will begin with this very first piece equipment right here – the Laser Beam Cannon.
Well, you see, this Laser Beam is an offensive tool we have against Faction Red. Once our faction accumulates 30 credits, we will be able to deploy this baby!
Trust me, watching this Laser Beam in action is a sight to behold! The cannon fires a concentrated beam of pure destructive energy and is capable of destroying any object! Don’t stand in the way of this laser unless you plan to become roast pork!
Ok, I am going to pretend you asked me this, “What is so great about this?”
Duh! It destroys point blocks! It never misses, not like some piglet engineer buffoon who can’t even shoot straight with both eyes wide open!
Plus…. It gets rid of penalty blocks as well! Imagine if you end up with a string of 1-point blocks and penalty blocks? What are you doing to do? That’s right! Call on the Laser Beam special attack and get those useless blocks out of the way!
But for something so awesome, there has got to be a downside right? Same goes for our Laser Beam Cannon. Due to the destructive power of the beam, we have to suspend all cannon activities just in case we accidentally shoot a piglet right into the beam.
That’s right, piglet! Foreman Yellow is all about welfare; all about taking care of his engineers!
Oh yeah! One more thing: we devoted much of our resources into creating this Laser Beam cannon, so let’s just say that the seat contraption and harness are a little… undependable.